Hallo. I am Mrs. Revere. You may know my son Paulie, the overgrown boy that lives in my basement.
Please do not mind my son, he means well. When I gave him that three-cornered hat he was promptly ridiculed by the PUBLIC SCHOOL kids at the bus stop on the corner. NOBODY EVER TEACHES THEM KIDS MANNERS!
Anyway, ever since then he spends a lot of time in our basement doing Lord knows what. He seems to spend all day hammering away at the internet with Fox News blaring in the background.
And I sure wish he would GET A JOB. You know, something useful - like teaching, where the benefits are excellent and you get ALL THAT TIME off. I am tired of him TAXing my pocketbook and MOOCHING off me, and his TRUST FUND. ! I DON'T LIKE THAT!
Anyhow, he's a nice lad. GOD BLESS AMERICA!