Hallo.  I am Mrs. Revere.  You may know my son Paulie, the overgrown boy that lives in my basement. 

Please do not mind my son, he means well.   When I gave him that three-cornered hat he was promptly ridiculed by the PUBLIC SCHOOL kids at the bus stop on the corner. NOBODY EVER TEACHES THEM KIDS MANNERS!

Anyway, ever since then he spends a lot of time in our basement doing Lord knows what.  He seems to spend all day hammering  away at the internet with Fox News blaring in the background.

  And I sure wish he would GET A JOB.  You know, something useful - like teaching, where the benefits are excellent and you get ALL THAT TIME off.  I am tired of him TAXing my pocketbook and MOOCHING off me, and his TRUST FUND. ! I DON'T LIKE THAT!

Anyhow, he's a nice lad.  GOD BLESS AMERICA!